Contest!

Be the first person to identify the classic play, the playwright, and the characters—designated A and B—and win an ebook (pdf, epub, or mobi, your choice) of my five-star-rated, 2017 novella, One Day in the Life of Alexa.

Here’s the excerpt:

A
C’mon over here and give your Mommy a big sloppy kiss.

B
. . . oh, now. . . .

A
I WANT A BIG SLOPPY KISS!

B
(preoccupied)
I don’t want to kiss you, A. Where are these people? Where are these people you invited over?

A
They stayed on the talk to Daddy. . . .They’ll be here….Why don’t you want to kiss me?

B
(too matter-of-fact)
Well, dear, if I kissed you I’d get all excited….I’d get beside myself, and I’d take you, by force, right here on the living room rug, and then our little guests would walk in, and….well, just think what your father would say about that.

A
You pig!

B
(haughtily)
Oink! Oink!

A
Ha, ha, ha, HA! Make me another drink….lover.

B
(taking A’s glass)
My God, you can swill it down, can’t you?

A
(imitating a tiny child)
I’m firsty.

Place your answer in a Comment, identifying the classic play, the playwright, and the characters—designated A and B—and specify how you’d like your ebook (pdf, epub, or mobi) of my five-star-rated, 2017 novella, One Day in the Life of Alexa. Please supply the email you’d like me to send your prize to.

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